I'm 'Special' and possibly from China

I haven't decided yet how often I want to post these things-but I do have quite a few stored up and I'm eager to share them with you! I hope you are coming up with your favorite awkward online dating stories. Send them to me to share with the world, so we can all commiserate together! Strength in numbers, right? Email them to: awkwardcupidstories@gmail.com


Okay, on to today's story. We shall call him Antonio! I received this message in my okcupid.com message box:

-It got him 'excited' to send me an email?
-I'm sorry, I don't find emails very exciting
-Am i the ONE (all caps)??

It's always flattering when they start out with a 'hi Beautiful'...but I find those messages the most suspect. Hold on, my favorite part is coming....

-ummmm
-Blood Rushing? TMI
-Do I look like an antique?
--What?!?!!?--

It makes me wonder if this line has ever worked for him before...I mean..wow..It goes on...:

-I can tell you're new...
-How is that chinese antique line working for ya?

And...to finish....

-Waiting to 'read' from me...
-The P.S. kills me..what Lifetime movie
did he pick that up from...?

Antonio, my latin lover, is still waiting to read from me. I took screenshots of the messages and deleted them from my inbox. I still may not know what I'm looking for--but I know it's not this.

I hope you enjoyed this message as much as I did and don't forget-send me your stories! awkwardcupidstories@gmail.com. Screenshots/Pics are great but even if you just want to type it out, I'll work with it!

Have a great day!